25 Things About..Samseng Kia

Now here's some juicy stories abt my samseng boys...all 25 things:-

1. They love pork, but 'siew yuk' better than 'char siew'.
2. They also love McD.
3. Kor-kor (big bro) used to be a cry baby, thank god he outgrew it.
4. Di-Di (small bro) came out an angel, a survival instinct (our theory) that he knew he would have to compete with his big bro whom mommy was giving 130%!
5. Both of them like to run barefoot around the neighbourhood playground. They have checked with their feet, so no, there's no sharps objects there...
6. Kor-Kor's current ambition is to be a policeman, mommy says 'no way' (cringe)!
7. Di-Di is currently going on & on.. & on.. & on.. with 'Hey Diddle Diddle' & 'Simple Simon'...Irritatingly cute!
8. Their current craze is Ben 10 (which boy age 3 to 10 is not!), so mommy gotta know all Aliens' name also....a pre-requisite..
9. They are best of pals now, mommy pray very hard they stay that way.
10. Kor-Kor drinks water from his milk bottle upto close to 6 yrs old (we called it his shame-shame bottle). Then mommy went for a holiday with galpals, and daddy CUT IT AWAY.
11. Di Di self taught himself to drink from cup since 1+. Also, self taught, take off clothes, wear clothes, wear socks....(c told ya, he's an angel, fr this aspect)
12. They think having a flying vacation (that involve aeroplane) every year is 'yin tak' ie their entitlement. Boy!
13. Kor-kor walks like his grand-daddy...a distinct shuffle...
14. Di-Di is choosy of what he wears since 3. He's very 'Ai sui'!
15. He's also a picky eater. He has fetish for 'fei yuk' (the fats in meat), fish & chicken skin...calls it gummy-gummy!
16. Kor-Kor eats more like a Penangite...loves char koay teow, penang rojak (buah) & laksa.
17. Daddy bribed Kor-Kor a PS2 to sleep by himself in his own room when he was 6. It worked for Kor-Kor but no chance against Di-Di, thus Di-Di still sleeps with Mommy & still kicks Daddy off the bed!
18. Both of them can climb almost anything...like the top of slides, etc...genes fr mommy side of family.
19. Both of them are bananas...ie yellow skin, but don't speak any Chinese dialects!
20. Kor-Kor is anti-social, Di-di is very sociable...he would kiss practically anyone.
21. Kor-Kor was placed with a babysitter who also nanny a few others till he was 4, thus he can give & take gracefully most times. Di-Di needs more training in that area.
22. Both of them have more toys than they need.
23. Both of them have more DVDs than they should.
24. Sometimes at nite, we pillow-fight & they'll be so out-of-breath that they vomit! (Daddy dunno..sshhh!)
25. They still think their mommy is d coolest...(wander how long would that last) !
    

(At the time of press...Kor-Kor is ~6.5, Di-Di is ~3.4 yrs old. They probably beat me up when they older, but hey, how else can i remember...)